Reacting to complaints that the new iPhone 4 loses signal when it’s held in a certain way, Apple recently announced a synthetic appendage that makes it easy for anyone to “get a grip” on iPhone and remain connected.
“If you’re serious about using iPhone, there’s a right way and wrong way to hold it,” Apple explains in its press release. “iHand guarantees the proper grip first time, every time.”
Featuring Apple’s unibody design, this Swine flu proof synthetic product is precision-carved from a single piece of European beechwood.
The iHand comes in 10 different ‘flavors’ : iHand Caucasian, iHand Indian, iHand Black, and so on!
Third-party “skins” for iHand offering additional colorings, beauty marks, scars and a “hairy hand” option will be available by the end of July.
The iHand will be available throughout stores for only $69.
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