We sure like the idea of this Microsoft toaster that etches little Redmond flags into delicately baked slices of Wonder.

Of course, if Microsoft really did make a toaster it would likely require an upgrade to your bread.
If Apple made a toaster, the bread would be non-removable.
If the toaster was Linux, you’d have to hack into it to make it toast both sides. Plus the Linux toaster would only come in parts, user have to assemble the toaster themselves, but the bread would be free!
And if Google made such a toaster, it would likely be in Beta for the next 5 years…
Via Endgadget.
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